Plies’ New Reality Series ”Goonette,” Previews World’s Shortest Stripper?

Rapper Plies is pitching a new reality series entitled “Goonette.” The show will reportedly be about “Strong, Independent Woman” who can be characterized as a “Female Hustler” that’s “Able To Overcome Trials And Tribulations.”

In a video released this week, the Florida “Bust It Baby” rapper shows a sneak preview from the first season of a “Goonette,” a small woman “midget in size” who is a single mother and an exotic dancer/stripper, one of the world’s shortest strippers possibly, who makes twice as much money as strippers twice her size.

Well, you’re maybe wondering more about the word Goonette or maybe you were first just wondering WTF?!

Well, according to Plies the definition of Goonette is as follows:

Pronounced Goon-ette:

1. Strong, Independent Woman.
2. A Woman Who Embodies And Exudes Confidence.
3. A Woman Who Is Able To Overcome Trials And Tribulations Set Before Her With Style And Grace.
4. Female Hustler.
5. A Survivor.

According to the urban dictionary, the definition of goonette is:

1. a real women. a lady who straight up keeps it real and hood.
2. A female Goon.
3. Tha realist out of them all..keeps it real..gutta & always rides fa her goon..tha female version of a goon

Plies, who’s newest album Da Realist dropped in stores December 2008, states that his new reality television show “Goonette” is “on it’s way” soon.

Watch Plies’ Official Video Trailer For the new reality TV series “Goonette”: